Lois: Alright, so what's the deal with Jeremiah 5? Peter: Well Lois, it's pretty intense. God's really mad at the people of Judah for their worship of false gods and not following His laws. So He's going to punish them for it. Brian: Yeah, He's pretty much calling them out for being hypocrites and liars. He says they claim to be wise, but they're really just fools. Stewie: Oh, like when I said I was a genius and then I tried to get that goldfish to play checkers? Lois: Yes, like that. So what else happens? Peter: Well, God says He's going to send an enemy to come and destroy their land, but He's also going to protect some of them so that He can bring them back when He's ready. Brian: He's also warning them against trusting in their own strength and wisdom, and reminding them that He's the only one who can truly save them. Stewie: So basically, God's like, "Hey, don't mess with me or else I'm gonna drop the hammer on you like a giant game of Whack-a-Mole!"