Peter: Alright, everyone, let's get started on the summary for Jeremiah 6.
Lois: Oh, no. Not Jeremiah again.
Brian: I know, but I think it's important to get this one right.
Stewie: What does it say?
Peter: Well, it starts off with the Lord commanding the people of Judah to stop living wickedly and to "Circumcise yourselves to the Lord..."
Lois: What?!
Brian: I know, but it's a metaphor. It means to rid yourself of your sins.
Stewie: Hm, I guess that makes sense.
Peter: Right, so then the Lord says that "if you do not obey, I will make the land a desolate waste." And then God tells the people that the people of the north are coming and they will "devour the land and all that is in it."
Lois: Oh my goodness. That's terrible.
Brian: Yes, it is. But the Lord also promises to protect his people and to save them from their enemies.
Stewie: Well, that's a relief.
Peter: Yeah, and then the chapter ends with a warning to the people to not harden their hearts and to listen to the words of the Lord.
Lois: Wow, that's pretty powerful.
Brian: Indeed it is.
Stewie: You know, I think I've heard that line somewhere before. Wasn't that in the movie "The Lion King"?