Lois: Alright, so what are we up to?
Peter: Oh, I think it's Jeremiah 46...
Lois: Oh yeah, the one about the Lord giving a warning about the armies of Egypt coming against the people of Judah?
Stewie: Yeah, something like that. But it's more like, "Hey people of Judah! There's a massive army coming against you and you should probably get out of dodge!"
Brian: Ha, yeah, I think it's something like that. It's like, Pharaoh Neco of Egypt is coming against the people of Judah, and he's got a giant army and all the horses and chariots of Egypt. He's like, "Get ready for the ride of your life!"
Meg: Ugh, why are you guys referencing everything to pop culture?
Peter: Hey, it's the only way to make the Bible interesting! Anyways, so yeah, the Lord is saying, "Get out of here, Judah, because Neco's coming!"
Lois: Wow, it's like the Lord's trying to tell them something, but they don't want to listen.
Stewie: Oh, I get it! It's like a giant game of Battleship!
Brian: Stewie, that's not how it works!
Peter: Yeah, it's like the Lord's trying to tell them to move their ships, but they're not listening!
Lois: Alright guys, enough of the pop culture references. Let's just finish the summary. So yeah, the Lord's warning the people of Judah to flee because of this massive army coming against them.
Meg: I guess that's one way to look at it...