Batman: Holy historic hoo-ha, Robin! Let's learn about the prophecy of Jeremiah 46.
Robin: Gosh, Batman. What does it say?
Joker: Ha ha! What does a silly old prophecy have to do with me?
Batman: The prophecy speaks of a coming war between the Egyptians and the Babylonians.
Riddler: Riddle me this: What will happen to the Egyptians?
Robin: Batman, the prophecy says that the Egyptians will be defeated by the Babylonians.
Catwoman: Sounds like a purr-fectly juicy battle!
Batman: The prophecy also says that the Egyptians will be slaughtered like sheep and their cities will be destroyed.
Penguin: Oh, my! That sounds like a tragedy.
Batman: Indeed, it is. We must be prepared for this war and pray for the safety of all involved.