Robin: Oh no, Batman, it looks like trouble! The word of the Lord says that the Philistines are coming to attack Gaza!

Batman: Quick Robin, to the Batmobile! We must act fast if we have any hope of stopping them.

Catwoman: Not so fast, you caped crusaders! I'm here to make sure the Philistines succeed in their mission.

Robin: Catwoman, you can't do this. It's wrong!

Catwoman: Wrong? Wrong is a matter of perspective. I'm actually helping the Philistines bring justice to those who have wronged them.

Batman: Justice or not, we must prevent this attack.

Joker: Ah ah ah, you can't stop the Philistines, Batman! They are too powerful for even you to handle.

Robin: No one is too powerful for Batman! We'll find a way to stop them!

Batman: That's right, Robin. We must find a way to prevent this attack and bring peace to the region. We must be vigilant and stay on our guard.