"Well, Jeremiah 16 is a real bummer. Basically, it's God telling Jeremiah to abstain from marriage and mourning the death of any family members, 'cause the Israelites are in for some tough times. But, boy, does God have a plan: He's gonna send a bunch of new folks over to Israel, and they're going to bring their own customs and traditions. So, if you're looking for a good time, you should probably just stay away from Israel... because it's just gonna get worse. So, uh, thanks, God."