Well, folks, if you thought the Bible was gonna lighten up on Jeremiah, you were wrong. In Chapter 35, he's back, still preaching to the House of the Rechabites and still getting the same response - complete and utter silence. God's all like, 'What's up with that?' and the Rechabites are all like, 'Um, nothing, sorry'. So God's all like, 'Okay, if that's how you want to play it, I'm gonna reward you for your loyalty. Let's see how that works out for you.

But it's not all bad news for Jeremiah. God also tells him to go to the House of the Rechabites and give them some wine, which they refuse. So then God's all like, 'Fine, you guys have done a good job obeying my orders, so I'm gonna reward you with a long life'.

So there you have it, folks. A nice lesson in loyalty from the Book of Jeremiah. So what have we learned? Don't drink wine, don't disobey God, and don't mess with Jeremiah.