Batman: Holy Scripture, Batman! We've been presented with a challenge - to write a summary of the Bible, chapter by chapter, in the campy style of the 1960s Batman TV show!

Robin: And here we are, at the book of Romans, Chapter 1.

Joker: What do you think you're doing reading the Bible? It's so boring!

Batman: It may be boring to you, Joker, but it's important to us. Now, in Romans 1, Paul writes to the Roman church about how God's revelation of Himself to all people is clear, and how everyone is liable for judgement.

Catwoman: He also talks about how God's wrath is justly revealed against them for their sin.

Riddler: And then he talks about how the Gentiles are just as guilty as the Jews for not believing in God, and how they both can be saved through Jesus Christ.

Penguin: Interesting! What else does Paul say?

Robin: Paul also talks about how all people are filled with unrighteousness, and how everyone is so full of evil that no one does good anymore.

Batman: Right. We must remember that even in our darkest moments, God is still in control and will not forget us.