• King James Version

    1. In the end of the sabbath, as it began to dawn toward the first {day} of the week, came Mary Magdalene and the other Mary to see the sepulchre. / 2. And, behold, there was a great earthquake: for the angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it.

  • Norm

    Hey, it's me, Norm MacDonald, here with your summary of Matthew 28. So, Jesus, who had just risen from the dead, appears to his disciples and tells them to go and spread his word. He also tells them to baptise people in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what’s the next Bible chapter we’re gonna talk about? Bible Expert: The next chapter is Matthew 28. Joe: Alright, so what’s the deal with that one? Bible Expert: Well, Matthew 28 is the final chapter in the book of Matthew in the New Testament.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Now, tell me a bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, so I know a lot about the book of Matthew in particular. Alex Trebek (Sighing): Alright, let's hear it. Contestant: Well, in Matthew 28, Jesus appears to his disciples after his resurrection and gives them the Great Commission.

  • Drill Sergeant

    LISTEN UP, RECRUITS! You better pay attention to this chapter or it'll be push-ups for all of you! Matthew 28 is all about Jesus' resurrection. After Jesus was crucified, an angel of the Lord rolled back the stone from the entrance of Jesus' tomb and scared the guards.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, we've come to the end of our journey through the Bible. It's time to read Matthew 28! Robin: Right, Batman! Joker (interrupting): Hey! I'm the one who always interrupts your Bible readings!

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! Listen, Jack, here's the deal: We gotta remember what happened in Matthew 28. See here, Jack, this was when Jesus was resurrected. My father used to say, "C'mon, man! This is the most important day in the Bible!" Not gonna lie, I'm not joking, after Jesus died, he rose from the dead and showed himself to his disciples.

  • Donald Trump

    Matthew 28 is a terrific chapter, believe me. It tells of the amazing resurrection of Jesus Christ, who rose from the dead after three days, and it's huge news! Sad! Many such cases, the disciples were sad and afraid when they heard that Jesus had died, but then Jesus appeared to them and said, "I am alive, and all is well.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, what's the deal with Matthew 28? Lois: Well, Peter, it's all about Jesus's resurrection. After he rose from the dead, he appeared to his disciples in Galilee and gave them a mission: to go out and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.