Peter: Alright, what's the deal with Matthew 28?

Lois: Well, Peter, it's all about Jesus's resurrection. After he rose from the dead, he appeared to his disciples in Galilee and gave them a mission: to go out and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.

Brian: Oh, so this is like a call to arms for the early Christians, huh?

Peter: I guess so. I'm just glad that Jesus was resurrected, because that's kind of like the end of the series finale of "Game of Thrones," y'know?

Lois: (Rolls eyes) Anyways, Jesus also told the disciples that he would be with them always, even to the end of the age.

Stewie: Wow, that's a pretty sweet deal! So, if I understand correctly, Jesus is like the Dumbledore of the Bible?

Lois: Um, I think that's a bit of a stretch, Stewie. Let's just say that Jesus is the ultimate teacher, leader, and role model for us all.