Peter: Alright, so the chapter starts off with Jesus gathering the disciples to tell them about the betrayal. He gives them instructions to prepare for the Passover.
Lois: Ugh, can you pass the potatoes?
Peter: Right, so then Jesus and the disciples eat the Passover meal.
Stewie: What about dessert? Is there a chocolate fountain?
Peter: No, Stewie, no chocolate fountain. Anyway, Jesus then tells them that one of the disciples will betray him.
Brian: So, like, is it gonna be one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Peter: No, Brian, it's Judas. After that Jesus and the disciples leave the room and Jesus is arrested and taken away.
Chris: Hey, Dad, can we get a dog?
Peter: Not now, Chris, I'm in the middle of something. So then Jesus is brought before the Sanhedrin, and they accuse him of blasphemy and sentence him to death.
Lois: Wow, that's rough.
Peter: Yeah, but then Jesus is brought before Pontius Pilate, who finds no fault in him and tries to set him free. But the people demand that Jesus be crucified instead.
Stewie: Wait, does this mean we don't get a chocolate fountain?