Brian: Alright, folks. We've made it to Matthew 27. Peter's out there denying Jesus three times, Jesus is betrayed by Judas and arrested, and now we find ourselves at the trial of Jesus.

Lois: Hang on, the trial of Jesus? That's like a kangaroo court, right?

Peter: Yeah, like the one in Zootopia where Judy Hopps is on trial for breaking the law.

Stewie: Oh, please. That was much more compelling than this. Jesus faces false witnesses, and then Pilate acquits him three times, but the crowd still screams for his crucifixion.

Chris: It's like when the judges on American Idol say "no" but the audience still wants someone to make it through.

Brian: Yeah, but this case isn't decided by the audience. Pilate eventually gives in and hands Jesus over to be crucified.

Lois: Talk about a crowd booing. It's like when they booed the judges off the stage on America's Got Talent.

Peter: Well, that didn't turn out so well for Jesus. He was crucified, and we all know how that ends.

Stewie: It's like when the villain dies in a movie and everyone cheers.

Chris: Yeah, it's pretty sad. But at least Jesus gets to go to Heaven.

Lois: So, it's a happy ending after all. Like a Disney movie.