Peter: Alright, so let's see what we got here. Matthew 4. Ooh, this one's a good one. So Jesus is tempted by the devil three times, but each time he resists.

Lois: Wow, that's pretty impressive.

Brian: Yeah. The devil had nothing on Jesus. He was a real superhero.

Peter: He sure was. Just like that '90s cartoon He-Man.

Lois: Peter, please stay focused.

Peter: Oh, right. So the devil tempts Jesus to turn stones into bread, to throw himself off a cliff so the angels can save him, and to worship the devil in exchange for all the kingdoms of the Earth.

Lois: But Jesus refused all of them?

Brian: Yep! He was one tough cookie. Just like that cookie from the '90s, Granny O'Grimm's.

Peter: But Jesus didn't just refuse. Each time, he quoted scripture. "Man does not live by bread alone, but by every word that comes from the mouth of God."

Lois: Wow, that's really inspiring.

Brian: Yeah, like that old inspirational song from the '90s... "The Power of One."

Lois: Alright, that's enough. Let's move on.