Peter: Alright, Matthew 6. So, Jesus teaches the disciples how to pray, right?

Lois: Right. And he tells them not to do it to be seen by others or to just keep saying the same words over and over.

Brian: Like that guy at the mall who just goes "Om, om, om" all day?

Peter: Yeah, like that. Jesus also tells us not to worry about our lives or what we'll eat or what we'll wear.

Meg: Yeah, he says God will take care of us and that's like, totally better than shopping at a mall.

Lois: Ha, that's true. He also tells us not to judge others and forgive them if they've wronged us.

Peter: Right, like we should forgive those Stewie clones of ours, even though they were probably up to no good.

Brian: And Jesus reminds us not to be too focused on material things.

Lois: Right, he says that we should seek God's kingdom and righteousness first and all the other stuff will follow.

Meg: And that's like, totally better than any shopping spree.