Alex: "So, what do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm a Bible scholar, so I know a lot about the Bible. I can tell you what's in Matthew 6, if you'd like."

Alex (sighs): "Uh, sure, why not. Go ahead."

Contestant: "Matthew 6 is all about how Jesus teaches his followers to pray. He tells them not to pray in public, because it's important to pray to God in private. He also says that when we pray, we should not repeat the same words over and over - instead, we should stay focused on what we're asking God for. Additionally, Jesus tells us to forgive our debtors, and to not be concerned with material possessions."

Alex (shaking his head): "Well, that was...informative. So, uh, what are your hobbies?