Alex: Alright, so let's get to know each other a bit. What do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm a Bible scholar.

Alex: Oh, that's interesting. So what do you specialize in?

Contestant: Well, I specialize in summarizing the Bible chapter by chapter.

Alex: [Sighing] Alright, so what can you tell me about Matthew 9?

Contestant: Well, Jesus is in the middle of preaching in Galilee and he calls Matthew, a tax collector, to follow him. He then has dinner with a bunch of sinners and tax collectors, which causes the Pharisees to criticize him. Jesus then explains why he has come to save sinners, and then heals a paralytic, which causes the people to praise God. Finally, Jesus calls a woman back to life and sends out his disciples to preach the gospel.

Alex: [Rolling his eyes] I should have known.