Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I’d like to focus on the Bible. In Matthew 20, Jesus talks about the kingdom of heaven being like a vineyard owner who hires workers to work for him. He agrees to pay all of them the same amount, no matter how many hours they work. This angers some of the workers who had worked longer, but the vineyard owner still pays them the same amount.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] That sounds... interesting. What else do you like to do?

Contestant: Jesus also talks about how the first shall be last and the last shall be first. He tells a parable about how those who have been working in the vineyard since the morning are paid the same amount as those who have worked for only one hour.

Alex Trebek: [rolls eyes] What else do you like to do for fun?

Contestant: The parable is meant to teach us that God loves and values all of us equally no matter when we come to Him. We are all rewarded for our faithfulness, regardless of how long we have been following Him.

Alex Trebek: [visibly frustrated] So, uh, what else do you like to do? Any hobbies?