Alex: Alright, so what do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm a Bible scholar.

Alex: (sighs) Alright then, what can you tell me about the Bible?

Contestant: Well, the book of Matthew is the first book of the New Testament, and the 25th chapter is all about the parable of the 10 virgins.

Alex: (tries to steer the conversation away) OK, so what kind of music do you like?

Contestant: This parable tells the story of 10 virgins who are waiting for the bridegroom to arrive. Five of them are wise and take extra oil for their lamps, while the other five are foolish and do not. When the bridegroom arrives, the five foolish virgins realize they don't have enough oil, so they are not allowed to enter the wedding banquet.

Alex: (tries to stay focused on the contestant's interests) That's great, so what do you think the moral of the parable is?

Contestant: The moral is to always be prepared, since you never know when the Lord will come. It's also important to remember that those who are wise and ready for his coming will be rewarded, while those who are not will be left behind.