Alex: Now, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, so I know a lot about the book of Matthew in particular.

Alex Trebek (Sighing): Alright, let's hear it.

Contestant: Well, in Matthew 28, Jesus appears to his disciples after his resurrection and gives them the Great Commission. He tells them to go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. He also tells them that he will be with them always, even to the end of the age.

Alex Trebek (Rolling His Eyes): Fascinating. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes. After Jesus leaves, the disciples worship him and obey his commands. There's also a story about some guards who are bribed by the chief priests to lie about Jesus' resurrection.

Alex Trebek (Exasperated): Is that it?

Contestant: Yes, that's it.