Alex Trebek: Alright, so contestant, tell us a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Actually, Alex, I wanted to tell you about a book that's very important to me - the Bible. Specifically, I wanted to tell you about Matthew 12.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Alright, go ahead if you must.

Contestant: Matthew 12 is about how people accused Jesus of doing things on the Sabbath, but Jesus said that it is okay to do good works on the Sabbath. He also healed a man with a withered hand, but the Pharisees were angry. Jesus then warned them about how they should be careful of how they judge others or else they will be judged themselves.

Alex Trebek: (tries not to roll his eyes) Interesting. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes, actually. Jesus then spoke about how He is the Son of Man and how He is greater than the Sabbath. He also spoke about how the Kingdom of Heaven is like a grain of mustard seed and how it is not just limited to the Jews, but is open to all who have faith.

Alex Trebek: (visibly frustrated) Is that it?

Contestant: Yes, that's it.

Alex Trebek: (trying to be polite) Well, thank you for that summary. Let's move on and hear something else about you.