• King James Version

    1. Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom. / 2. And five of them were wise, and five {were} foolish. / 3. They that {were} foolish took their lamps, and took no oil with them:

  • Norm

    Well, if you're looking for a good time, skip the 25th chapter of the Book of Matthew. It's all about the Second Coming of Jesus Christ, and if Jesus shows up, it's not gonna be pretty. We're talking fire and brimstone, folks, and lots of it.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, let's talk about Matthew 25! What's the scoop? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, this chapter is all about Jesus talking to his disciples about the end of the world. He says that when the Son of Man returns, all the nations will be gathered together and judged based on how they treated the "least of these.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Alright, so what do you do for a living? Contestant: I'm a Bible scholar. Alex: (sighs) Alright then, what can you tell me about the Bible? Contestant: Well, the book of Matthew is the first book of the New Testament, and the 25th chapter is all about the parable of the 10 virgins.

  • Drill Sergeant

    1-13. "LISTEN UP! MATTHEW 25:1-13. THIS IS IMPORTANT! THERE WERE 10 BRIDESMAIDS. FIVE OF THEM WERE WISE AND TOOK THEIR LAMPS WITH OIL IN THEM. FIVE OF THEM WERE FOOLISH AND DIDN'T TAKE ANY OIL. THEN THE BRIDEGROOM CAME AND THE WISE BRIDESMAIDS WERE READY WITH THEIR LAMPS.

  • Batman

    Batman: Ah, Robin, it's time to talk about Matthew 25. Robin: What's it about, Batman? Batman: It's a parable of the Kingdom of Heaven. It tells us that those who are prepared will be rewarded in the Kingdom of Heaven.

  • Joe Biden

    34-46. Folks, listen up! This is the deal. Matthew 25:34-46 is all about the judgement that's gonna come and I tell you what, it's not gonna be pretty. Here's the deal, when the Son of Man returns, he's gonna come in all his glory, and he'll sit down on his throne and separate the sheep from the goats.

  • Donald Trump

    In Matthew 25, we see an amazing story of the Master's Judgment. It's a very, very sad situation - the Master calls his servants to account, and many people are saying it's an unbelievable tale. The Master's servants have been entrusted with his possessions to manage, and some do great and others do not, and it's a terrifically deep state of affairs.

  • Family Guy

    (Peter, speaking to the rest of the family) Okay, so in Matthew 25, Jesus tells a parable about three virgins who have lamps and oil. They all fall asleep and then the bridegroom shows up, and the ones who have enough oil for their lamps are allowed to enter the wedding banquet.