• King James Version

    1. And it came to pass, {that} when Jesus had finished these sayings, he departed from Galilee, and came into the coasts of Judaea beyond Jordan; / 2. And great multitudes followed him; and he healed them there.

  • Norm

    Hey, what's going on? So, uh, if you've been keeping up with the Bible, you'll know that we've just come to the end of the Matthew section. And, uh, in Chapter 19, Jesus is dealing with some marriage stuff.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what’s going on in Matthew 19? Bible Expert: Jesus is teaching about marriage and divorce. He says that it’s not lawful for a man to divorce his wife, except for fornication. Joe: Whoa, whoa, whoa, so if someone cheats on their spouse, they can get a divorce?

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "Well, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for a living?" Contestant: "Well, I'm actually a student of the Bible. I'd like to tell you about Matthew 19, if that's okay?" Alex: (Sighing) "I suppose so.

  • Drill Sergeant

    GET ON YOUR FEET, PRIVATES! This is Matthew 19, and it's all about marriage! In this chapter, Jesus sets down the rules for marriage. He says that it's only lawful to get married to someone of the opposite sex and that a man should not divorce his wife except in cases of sexual immorality.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, we must make haste for Matthew 19! Robin: But why, Batman? What does the chapter tell us? Batman: Matthew 19 speaks of a conversation between Jesus and the Pharisees, who asked him if it is lawful for a man to divorce his wife.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal: I'm not joking when I say the things I'm about to tell ya. In the book of Matthew, we got Chapter 19, and this is what it's all about. See here, Jack, it starts with Jesus talking to the Pharisees about marriage and divorce.

  • Donald Trump

    Wow, Matthew 19 is a great chapter! It's about marriage, and it's amazing. So, Jesus is talking to the haters and losers, and he's saying marriage is between one man and one woman. Overrated? No way! It's terrific, and it's very, very important.

  • Family Guy

    Brian: Alright, so Matthew 19. Yeah, this chapter is definitely a doozy. Peter: What happened? Brian: Well, it starts with Jesus talking to his disciples about marriage and divorce. He said it's only okay to divorce if your spouse is unfaithful.