Peter: Alright, so the chapter starts off with a big ol' genealogy. Lots of names. Abraham, David, Solomon, and all them.

Lois: Wow, that's a lot of names.

Brian: Hey, I think I read somewhere that Jesus' DNA was tested and it actually matches with the DNA of King David.

Stewie: Well, duh. It's in the Bible.

Peter: Anyways, it turns out that Jesus' parents were Joseph and Mary, and they weren't married when he was born. So, Joseph was gonna break it off, but then an angel came to him in a dream and told him to stick with it.

Lois: That's a sweet story.

Stewie: Yeah, it's like when I was trying to break up with my old girlfriend and then I got a call from an angel that told me to stay with her.

Brian: That was a pizza delivery guy, Stewie.

Stewie: Oh right. Well, then it's like when I was trying to break up with my old girlfriend and then I got a call from a pizza delivery guy that told me to stay with her.