Peter: Alright, so this is Malachi 4, right? Let's see what we got goin' on here.

Lois: Well, it looks like God is warning the people that He's gonna send a prophet to prepare the way for the Messiah.

Brian: That's right, but then He goes on to say that if they don't listen to the prophet, they'll be cursed.

Peter: Whoa, that's harsh. But then there's a bit of good news. He says that He's gonna send a day of judgment, and He's gonna turn the hearts of the fathers to their children, and the hearts of the children to their fathers.

Lois: Wow, that's actually pretty nice.

Stewie: Oh, yeah, it's very touching. In fact, I think I'm gonna make a movie about it. I'll call it "Malachi 4: Judgment Day".

Peter: Oh, yeah, that sounds great. I'm sure it'll be a huge hit.