Peter: Alright, so this is Malachi 2, eh?

Lois: Yeah, what do we need to know?

Peter: Well, it's all about God's covenant with the people of Israel. He's reminding them of the importance of upholding the covenant and not breaking it. He also warns them of the consequences of breaking it.

Brian: Uh, what kind of consequences?

Peter: Oh, you know, like the earth opening up and swallowing them whole, or being turned into pillars of salt, like that guy in the movie from the 80s, 'Tremors'.

Stewie: Ugh, I'm still scared of those giant sandworms.

Peter: Yeah, me too. The Lord also says that he hates divorce, so if anyone divorces, it's an act of treachery against God.

Lois: So, basically if you don't keep your vows to God, he'll get mad?

Peter: Yep, that about sums it up.

Brian: Alright, so let's just make sure to keep our promises to God and we should be fine.

Lois: Sounds like a good plan.