Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, so I'd like to give you a quick summary of Malachi 2.

Alex (trying to remain polite): Uh, okay...

Contestant: Malachi 2 starts by warning the priests to serve God faithfully, or else they will be punished. The Lord also condemns those who have been unfaithful in their marriages, and orders them to repent. He then speaks to the people of Israel and Judah, reminding them of their covenant with God and warning them of the consequences of disobedience. Finally, the Lord promises to be faithful to his covenant and bless those who are faithful to him.

Alex (clearly frustrated): Okay...anything else?