Alex Trebek: Alright, now let's get to know you a bit better. So, where are you from?

Contestant: I'm from the Bible! Well, specifically, Malachi 1.

Alex Trebek: [Sighs] Well, what can you tell me about Malachi 1?

Contestant: Well, it's a book from the Old Testament. It's the last book in the Hebrew Bible. It talks about the importance of honoring God and keeping his laws and commandments. It also speaks of the coming of the Messiah, who will bring justice and peace. It ends with a warning to those who have strayed from God's path.

Alex Trebek: [Groans] Okay, okay, I get it. Let's move on.