Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell us more about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm an avid Bible reader and I wanted to share a summary of the chapter I just read. It was Malachi 3!

Alex Trebek: *sigh* Alright, let's hear it then.

Contestant: Sure! So, in Malachi 3, God tells the people that He will send a messenger to prepare the way for the Lord. He tells them to remember the law of Moses and to be faithful to God and His commands. The Lord promises to judge the people and bring justice to the land. He also tells them to bring their tithes to the temple and to be generous in their offerings. Lastly, He warns them against being selfish and unrighteous, and promises to bless those who are faithful to Him.

Alex Trebek: *sighs again* Uh huh. Well, I'm sure that's very interesting, but let's move on to something else. Anything else you'd like to tell us about yourself?