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Joker: Ha ha ha, the fun never stops! This chapter of the Bible is the perfect opportunity to give Batman and Robin a run for their money!
Catwoman: Not so fast, Joker. We've got a job to do.
Joker: What's that?
Catwoman: We need to summarize Malachi 3:1-6 for Batman and Robin.
Joker: Oh, that. Alright, I'm up for the challenge.
Robin: Alright, Joker, let's hear it. What does Malachi 3:1-6 have to say?
Joker: Well, according to Malachi, the Lord is coming to execute judgment on all of humanity and the Lord will be like a refiner's fire that purifies all of humanity's sins.
Catwoman: But that's not all, Joker. The Lord will be like a fullers' soap that washes away all impurities. He will also bring justice and righteousness to all of humanity.
Joker: And that's not all! Malachi also says that a tithe of all of our possessions will be given to the Lord, and anyone who does so will be blessed beyond measure.
Robin: Wow, that's a lot of information! It sounds like the Lord is really sending a message to all of us.
Joker: It sure does, Robin. We'd better pay attention!