Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'd like to tell you about the Bible. In particular, the book of Zechariah chapter 14.

Alex Trebek: Uh, okay. [sighs] What does it say?

Contestant: Zechariah 14 talks about the Lord coming to Jerusalem and setting up his kingdom. It talks about the Lord's anger against the nations surrounding Jerusalem and his judgment on them. He will fight against them and defeat them. The Lord will also bring about a time of great blessing for his people.

Alex Trebek: [eye roll] Anything else?

Contestant: Yes! The Lord will also bring about a time of great judgment. He will bring about a time of great distress on the land, with earthquakes, plagues, and other disasters. But when the Lord comes, he will bring his peace and blessing to the city. He will be a refuge and a shelter for his people.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Alright, thank you for that. I think that's enough Bible talk for now.