Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I was recently reading Zechariah 7, and it talks about how the people of Israel had been ignoring God's commands and were returning to their old ways.

Alex Trebek: Oh, uh, that's uh...interesting. So, what did you do for fun growing up?

Contestant: Well, God sent a prophet to tell the people to turn away from their wickedness and to be kind to the foreigners and widows in their midst. He also warned them that if they continued to disobey God's commands, they would be punished.

Alex Trebek: Right, uh...what kind of music do you like?

Contestant: Well, God said that He would take away their peace and prosperity as punishment if they continued to disobey Him. He said that He would no longer answer their prayers, and that they would be scattered among the nations.

Alex Trebek: Um...okay. What about sports? What sports do you like?

Contestant: But God also said that if the people repented and turned away from their wickedness, He would forgive them and restore their fortunes. He said that He would give them peace and prosperity again, and that He would answer their prayers and bring them back to the Promised Land.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Alright then. Do you have any hobbies?