Folks, here's the deal: Jesus and the Pharisees, they're going at it again, right? C'mon, man. So the Pharisees, they come up to Jesus with this question: "Is it okay to pay taxes to Caesar?" I tell you what, that's a tough one, right? No malarkey. Jesus says, "Whaddya got there? Show me the coin, see?" So they show him the coin and Jesus says, "Listen, Jack, give Caesar what's Caesar's and give God what's God's--literally!" My father used to say that, you know. Then the Pharisees, they try to trip him up with another one, but Jesus is too smart for 'em. See here, Jack, he says, "Love God and love your neighbor as yourself--or uh, you know, that's the whole deal right there." Not gonna happen. I'm not joking. What was that? That's right, folks. End of story.