"Listen up, you greenhorns! Chapter 22 of Matthew starts with a parable about a king throwing a wedding feast for his son. He sent out his servants to invite people, but they all refused. So, the king got angry and destroyed them. He then sent out more servants to invite people from the highways and byways. Then, the wedding hall was full. The point of the parable is that God is inviting us to come to His kingdom, and we better accept His invitation or else! Next, the Pharisees try to trap Jesus in a question, but He outsmarts them. Then, Jesus tells them to pay taxes to the Roman government and to love God with all their hearts, minds, and souls. Finally, He tells them to love their neighbors as they love themselves. That's it! Any questions? No? Good. Now, get to reading!"