Alex: Alright, let's start off with a few questions about yourself. Where are you from?

Contestant: I'm from Colorado, Alex.

Alex: Great! What do you do for a living?

Contestant: I'm actually a biblical scholar.

Alex (Sighing): Oh, I see. Well, if you don't mind, let's try to keep the Bible stuff off the show and just talk about yourself.

Contestant: Of course! Let me just give you a quick summary of the Bible chapter by chapter.

Alex (Rolling his eyes): If you must...

Contestant: Right, so Ecclesiastes 1 talks about the vanity of life. It talks about how all of life's efforts are in vain and nothing is permanent or lasting. Nothing is new under the sun and everything is cyclical and meaningless. It also talks about the futility of wisdom and knowledge as well as the impossibility of fully understanding God's plans.

Alex: ...I'm sure that was very interesting. Moving on, what hobbies do you enjoy?