Alex: Alright, let's get to know each other a little better. What do you like to do in your spare time?
Contestant: Well, I actually like to read and summarize the Bible.
Alex (sighs audibly): Oh, really? You know I'm not really a fan of that sort of thing.
Contestant: Well, I was actually thinking about summarizing Ecclesiastes 5.
Alex (with a hint of exasperation): Alright, if you must.
Contestant: Ecclesiastes 5 warns us that the words of a foolish person are often not taken seriously, so it's wise to think carefully before speaking. It also urges us to be more mindful of our religious duties and to be humble before God. It states that making a vow to God should be done with great care and reverence, as God will hold us accountable for our words. Finally, it warns us that too much wealth can be a bad thing, as it can lead to vanity and other forms of foolishness.
Alex: Well, that was... interesting. Moving on, what is your favorite kind of food?