Alex Trebek: So, tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, let's see. I'm a huge fan of the Bible and I'd love to summarize the book of Ecclesiastes!

Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Okay, let's hear it.

Contestant: In Ecclesiastes 10, we learn about how a little folly can lead to great harm. Fools are despised and their words are ignored. But wisdom is also not without its dangers- even wise people can make mistakes. We also learn that laziness brings poverty, but hard work leads to wealth.

Alex Trebek: (Rolls his eyes) And what else?

Contestant: We should be careful to avoid a careless attitude towards life and death, for both are in the hands of God. We cannot escape the consequences of our actions, and though we may think we can get away with things, God will judge us in the end. Finally, we learn that even in difficult times, we should be thankful and rejoice in the Lord.

Alex Trebek: (Barely able to contain his frustration) That's great. Anything else you want to talk about?