Peter Griffin: Alright, so Ecclesiastes 10. Let's see here…mmmm, looks like it's about the power of words. Uh, yeah, so it says "Dead flies putrefy the perfumer's ointment, and cause it to give off a foul odor; so does a little folly to one respected for wisdom and honor." That's like, when you try to be profound but it comes out sounding stupid, like when I said "you can't spell 'disease' without 'bees.'" Get it? Ha ha ha.

Lois Griffin: Peter, please, focus on the Bible.

Peter Griffin: Right, right. So it says, "A wise man's heart is at his right hand, but a fool's heart at his left." Sounds like something I'd say, ha ha. And then it says, "Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; when he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive." That's like when I don't say anything, like when I'm trying to think of a clever pop culture reference.

Lois Griffin: Peter, you know what, just keep reading.

Peter Griffin: Ok, ok. So it says, "The words of a wise man's mouth are gracious, but the lips of a fool consume him." That's like when I say dumb things and then try to cover them up. And then it says, "The beginning of the words of his mouth is foolishness, and the end of his talk is evil madness." That's like when I start a joke that I don't know how to end. Ha ha ha.