Peter: Alright, this one is Ecclesiastes 7.
Lois: What does it say?
Peter: Well, it starts off with a proverb about how a good name is better than expensive perfume.
Brian: That's pretty deep.
Stewie: I don't understand it, so it must be deep.
Cleveland: Yeah, but it also says that it's better to be wise than to be strong, so maybe it's not so deep.
Joe: I don't know, but it also says that it's better to be slow to anger than to be a hero.
Quagmire: How does that relate to Family Guy?
Peter: Well, it's kind of like how Peter and Lois are always getting into arguments, but they always make up in the end.
Lois: That's true.
Stewie: Yeah, Peter and Lois are like the ultimate power couple.
Brian: I don't know about that, but it does say that the day of death is better than the day of birth.
Peter: That's true, but it also says that it's better to go to a funeral than to a party.
Lois: I guess that means we should try to take life more seriously.
Joe: Yeah, and it also says that the heart of the wise is in the house of mourning, while the heart of fools is in the house of pleasure.
Quagmire: Wow, that's a pretty heavy statement.
Peter: Yeah, but it also says that it's better to heed the rebuke of a wise person than to listen to the song of fools.
Lois: I think that means we should always be open to learning from our mistakes.
Brian: Yeah, and it also says that the end of a thing is better than the beginning.
Stewie: Yeah, just like how the last season of Game of Thrones was better than the first.
Peter: Alright, that's it for Ecclesiastes 7.