Peter: Alright, this one is Ecclesiastes 7.

Lois: What does it say?

Peter: Well, it starts off with a proverb about how a good name is better than expensive perfume.

Brian: That's pretty deep.

Stewie: I don't understand it, so it must be deep.

Cleveland: Yeah, but it also says that it's better to be wise than to be strong, so maybe it's not so deep.

Joe: I don't know, but it also says that it's better to be slow to anger than to be a hero.

Quagmire: How does that relate to Family Guy?

Peter: Well, it's kind of like how Peter and Lois are always getting into arguments, but they always make up in the end.

Lois: That's true.

Stewie: Yeah, Peter and Lois are like the ultimate power couple.

Brian: I don't know about that, but it does say that the day of death is better than the day of birth.

Peter: That's true, but it also says that it's better to go to a funeral than to a party.

Lois: I guess that means we should try to take life more seriously.

Joe: Yeah, and it also says that the heart of the wise is in the house of mourning, while the heart of fools is in the house of pleasure.

Quagmire: Wow, that's a pretty heavy statement.

Peter: Yeah, but it also says that it's better to heed the rebuke of a wise person than to listen to the song of fools.

Lois: I think that means we should always be open to learning from our mistakes.

Brian: Yeah, and it also says that the end of a thing is better than the beginning.

Stewie: Yeah, just like how the last season of Game of Thrones was better than the first.

Peter: Alright, that's it for Ecclesiastes 7.