Listen, Jack, here's the deal: the day of our death is better than the day of our birth, no malarkey! I mean, c'mon man, it's just common sense. My father used to say, "Better to go to a funeral with a smile than a wedding with tears". See here, Jack: there's no guarantee of a good outcome no matter what you do, so don't be so quick to jump to conclusions. What was that? People are often unhappy even when they have it all. Or uh, you know, they can be content even when they don't have much. No matter what you do, there's no way to predict what will happen, so don't get too caught up in trying to anticipate the future. I'm not joking, folks: an honest heart is better than a deceptive tongue, and I tell you what, a wise man will accept criticism. Excuse me, but literally, a simple mind will accept anything. So there ya go, not gonna happen that you can predict the future, so do the right thing and be honest and wise.