Peter: Alright, so this Ecclesiastes 8. Here we go. "Who is like the wise man? And who knows the interpretation of a thing? A man's wisdom makes his face shine, and the sternness of his face is changed" (Ecclesiastes 8:1).

Lois: Ugh, sounds so boring.

Brian: Yeah, it's like the Bible version of The Good Place.

Peter: Don't worry, there's more. "I say, keep the king's commandment for the sake of your oath to God" (Ecclesiastes 8:2).

Stewie: Yeah, that's pretty much it. Let's move on.

Chris: Wait, there's more. "Do not be hasty to go from his presence. Do not take your stand for an evil thing, for he does whatever pleases him" (Ecclesiastes 8:3).

Peter: Oh, so we should be patient with authority figures?

Lois: That's not a bad rule to live by.

Brian: Yeah, just remember, "Don't be like Peter and make a fool of yourself in front of the king".

Peter: Hey, I'm not that bad!

Lois: Alright, moving on. "No one has power over the wind to restrain the wind, or power over the day of death; and there is no discharge from war, nor will wickedness deliver those who are given to it" (Ecclesiastes 8:8).

Stewie: Sounds like something I'd hear on a rap song.

Peter: Oh, so that's what this is about!

Lois: Alright, let's wrap this up. "For there is a time and a way for everything, although man's trouble lies heavy on him" (Ecclesiastes 8:6).

Chris: Hmm, sounds like a lesson in life.

Lois: Yes, it does. And that's Ecclesiastes 8 in a nutshell.