Alex Trebek: "So, what do you do for a living, contestant?"

Contestant: "Well, Alex, I'm currently studying the Bible, and I wanted to tell you about the lessons I've learned from Ecclesiastes 4."

Alex Trebek: *sighs* "Go on..."

Contestant: "Ecclesiastes 4 teaches us the importance of companionship, and how it's better to have a friend than be alone. It talks about the power of unity, and how working together can be beneficial for everyone. It also emphasizes the importance of rest and how hard work can be futile if there is no rest. Lastly, it reminds us that the greater good of society should always come before our own selfish desires."

Alex Trebek: *exasperated* "Well, that's... interesting. Alright, let's move on to the next question. What is the capital of France?"