Alex Trebek: Alright, let's get to know you a bit better. So, tell me about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'd like to tell you about 2 Corinthians 3.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] I was hoping you were going to tell me something about yourself.

Contestant: Well, this chapter is about how Paul and his companions are witnesses of God's grace and glory. They are ministers of the New Covenant, the covenant of the Spirit. The old law was written on tablets of stone, but the new law is written on our hearts.

Alex Trebek: [exasperated] No, no, no. Please tell me something about yourself.

Contestant: Well, this chapter also talks about how we are transformed by the renewing of our minds, and how the ministry of the Spirit gives us greater freedom and confidence than the ministry of the letter.

Alex Trebek: [sighs heavily] Please, just tell me something about you.

Contestant: Well, this chapter also speaks about how the glory of the Lord is revealed in us. We are being transformed into God's image, becoming more like Jesus.

Alex Trebek: [shakes his head] That's nice, but I'm sure there are some other things about you I'd like to know.