Peter: So, in 2 Corinthians 5, we learn that when we are absent from the body, we are present with the Lord.

Lois: So, like, when we die, we go to heaven?

Stewie: Heaven?! No way! That's like, totally lame.

Brian: What do you suggest we do instead?

Stewie: Well, we could go to the mall and catch a screening of the new Star Wars movie.

Peter: That's not what the chapter is about, Stewie. It's about living our lives here on Earth in a way that honors God and prepares us for eternity.

Lois: Oh. Well, that sounds a lot better than the mall.

Brian: Absolutely. Paul says in this chapter that we should live our lives in such a way that we're always ready to meet our maker.

Stewie: Yeah, yeah. So, we should live our lives like we're trying to win an Oscar?