Lois (reading): "2 Corinthians 10: In this chapter, the apostle Paul talks about his authority in the church and the power of his words."

Peter: "Oh great, more of that boring stuff. When's the part where Jesus throws a flaming sword at someone?"

Lois: "Peter, that's not in the Bible."

Peter: "Maybe it should be. It would make it more... watchable. Like Game of Thrones meets the Bible, you know? Only with less sex and dragons."

Stewie: "Ugh, Peter, why don't you just read the summary? It'll save everyone some time."

Peter: "Okay, okay. Paul says that his authority comes from God and that he doesn't need to resort to physical power to make his point. He emphasizes the power of his words and his message over the power of physical strength. He also urges the Corinthians to remain firm in their faith, even in the face of adversity."

Lois: "That sounds like some pretty good advice, Peter."

Peter: "Yeah, but what would be even better advice is if Paul had said, 'Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.' You know, like Dory from Finding Nemo? That would be awesome."