Peter: Hey Lois, whatcha readin’?

Lois: Oh, it's 2 Corinthians 9 from the Bible. It's about how God will give us everything we need to be generous if we give generously.

Peter: Oh, I get it. So if I give generously, God will give me the new Xbox Series X?

Lois: No, Peter, that's not what it means. It means if we give to others, God will give us the resources we need to continue to give.

Peter: Ugh, fine. So it's like that scene from 'A Christmas Story' when Ralphie’s dad kept getting more and more from Santa?

Lois: Not quite, but it's similar in that God will give us what we need if we use it to help others.

Peter: Alright, so it's like that one episode of 'The Simpsons' where Homer kept getting bigger and bigger diamond rings?

Lois: No, Peter, it's not like that. It means that when we give generously, God will give us more. It's a reminder that God is generous, and if we follow His example, we will be too.