• King James Version

    1. For as touching the ministering to the saints, it is superfluous for me to write to you: / 2. For I know the forwardness of your mind, for which I boast of you to them of Macedonia, that Achaia was ready a year ago; and your zeal hath provoked very many.

  • Norm

    [Norm MacDonald] Alright, so Corinthians 9: it's all about giving. Apparently, if you give, you'll get it back in spades. God will give you blessings that you don't even know what to do with. So it's like, if you want to be blessed, give to others.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright we're talking about 2 Corinthians 9. What's the first thing we should know? Bible Expert: Well, Paul is writing to the church in Corinth, urging them to give generously to the church in Jerusalem.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Okay, contestant, it's time to get to know you a bit. So, what do you do in your spare time? Contestant: Well, I like to read and study the Bible. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Alright…so what can you tell me about the Bible?

  • Drill Sergeant

    Listen up, maggots! This is 2 Corinthians 9! In this chapter, the Apostle Paul is encouraging the Corinthians to be generous in sharing what they have with others. He acknowledges that generosity is a gift from God and that those who are generous will be blessed in return.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, what's going on in the Bible now? Robin: Well, Batman, it looks like Paul is encouraging the church in Corinth to be generous and cheerful givers. He's reminding them of the promise made to the ancient Israelites, that if they give generously, God will bless them in return.

  • Joe Biden

    "Now listen, Jack, here's the deal. We gotta talk about 2 Corinthians 9, folks. This is a real important chapter. It's about giving generously. My father used to say, "Give and you shall receive." Well, I'm telling you, it's literally true.

  • Donald Trump

    6-15 Did you know that God has given us an awesome gift? It's true! God has given us the opportunity to give back to Him in many, many ways. This is an amazing, tremendous opportunity to show our gratitude, and many people are saying that it's an unbelievable blessing.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Hey Lois, whatcha readin’? Lois: Oh, it's 2 Corinthians 9 from the Bible. It's about how God will give us everything we need to be generous if we give generously. Peter: Oh, I get it. So if I give generously, God will give me the new Xbox Series X?