• King James Version

    1. Would to God ye could bear with me a little in {my} folly: and indeed bear with me. {indeed bear...: or, indeed ye do bear with me} / 2. For I am jealous over you with godly jealousy: for I have espoused you to one husband, that I may present {you as} a chaste virgin to Christ.

  • Norm

    Well, this is a doozy, folks: 2 Corinthians 11. You know it's gonna be a wild ride when Paul starts off by saying he's jealous of the Corinthians and their supposed spiritual devotion, reminding them that he's like a father to them, so he should be the one they look to for spiritual guidance.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what do we got here? 2 Corinthians 11! Alright, tell me what this chapter is all about. Expert: Well, this chapter is all about Paul defending himself and his ministry against those who claim to be superior to him.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what brings you here today? Contestant: Well, I've been studying the Bible, and I wanted to share with you a summary of the 2 Corinthians 11 chapter. Alex Trebek: Uhh..okay... Contestant: It's all about the importance of being loyal to God and avoiding false teachers.

  • Drill Sergeant

    GOTTA LISTEN UP, SOLDIER! 2 Corinthians 11—Paul's Concern for the Church. Paul's worried about y'all, so he's calling out the false teachers who've been misleading y'all. He's also defending himself because some of y'all are thinking he's not a real apostle.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, it's time for another chapter of the Bible, and this time it's 2 Corinthians 11. Robin: What does it say? Batman: Well, it talks about how Paul is concerned that the people of Corinth are being fooled by false apostles.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, no malarkey! See here, Jack, 2 Corinthians 11 is about Paul talking about himself and his ministry, but he does it in a very strange way. He literally says that he has to brag about himself, because he is so worried that the Corinthians will turn away from the true gospel and follow false teachers instead.

  • Donald Trump

    In 2 Corinthians 11, Paul is defending himself from his "haters and losers" who are saying that he's an "overrated" Apostle. Paul says he's a true servant of God and that he works harder for God than anyone else does.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Corinthians 11. It's about, uh, Paul talking about his apostleship. Brian: Oh, wow! That sounds really intense. Lois: Yeah, it does. He's basically saying that he's not inferior to the other apostles, even though he's not of the same status as them.