• King James Version

    1. But I determined this with myself, that I would not come again to you in heaviness. / 2. For if I make you sorry, who is he then that maketh me glad, but the same which is made sorry by me? / 3. And I wrote this same unto you, lest, when I came, I should have sorrow from them of whom I ought to rejoice; having confidence in you all, that my joy is {the joy} of you all.

  • Norm

    Well, well, well, it's 2 Corinthians 2, and it's all about forgiveness. Paul says that if anyone has wronged another within the church, they should be forgiven, and he suggests sending letters of forgiveness to the offending person.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what can you tell us about the 2nd chapter of 2 Corinthians? Bible Expert: Well, in 2 Corinthians 2, Paul is continuing his rebuke of the Corinthians for not disciplining an immoral man in the church.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: Well, contestant, tell me a little bit about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, one of my favorite books is the Bible. For example, let's talk about 2 Corinthians 2. Alex: (Sighing) Alright, if you must.

  • Drill Sergeant

    ATTENTION SOLDIERS! THIS IS 2 CORINTHIANS 2! IF YA DON'T KNOW, NOW YA KNOW! WHEN I SAY 2 CORINTHIANS 2, YA BETTER SAY SIR YES SIR! THIS CHAPTER IS ALL ABOUT THE APOLOGY OF PAUL. HE WAS DOIN' A LOT OF EVANGELIZING, AND SOME OF IT WASN'T BEING RECEIVED WELL.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, we must now turn to the next chapter of the Bible. This is 2 Corinthians. Robin: What does it say, Batman? Batman: Paul is writing to the Christians in the city of Corinth. He tells them that he is sending his friend Titus to them.

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. Paul has been talking to the Corinthians about restoring a brother who had sinned, and he wants them to forgive him. He writes that this is how God forgives us, so why not forgive each other? He wants them to show mercy and love and not just punishment.

  • Donald Trump

    Paul was writing to the people of Corinth about an incident with a man who had sinned bigly. He had been disciplined, but Paul was worried that the punishment had been too harsh. Many such cases, Paul argued, needed to be handled with a forgiving and merciful attitude.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so let's talk about 2 Corinthians 2. Lois: Oh, yeah. Paul is talking about how he changed his plans and went to Troas instead of Macedonia. Stewie: Ugh, I hate Troas. It's like the Jersey Shore of Bible cities.