Peter: Alright, so what are we talking about this time?

Lois: 2 Corinthians 13.

Peter: Oh, that Bible stuff? Alright then… This chapter starts with Paul basically saying that this is his third visit to Corinth, so they should get ready for a good old-fashioned scolding.

Brian: Like a father lecturing his children?

Peter: Yeah, you could say that. He's trying to prove to them that Jesus is real.

Stewie: And that Rhonda Rousey is real too, right?

Peter: Sure, why not. So Paul is basically telling them that since Jesus is real, then all of his teachings are true and that everyone should strive to live according to those teachings. He also says that he has the authority to judge them, and that anyone who doesn't accept his authority should be ashamed of themselves.

Lois: That sounds pretty harsh.

Peter: Yeah, it does. But in the end, he's just trying to get the Corinthians to wake up and realize the truth. He's basically saying that if they live according to Jesus' teachings, then they'll be blessed and their lives will be much better.

Stewie: So basically, if you don't like Rhonda Rousey, then you're going to have a bad time?

Peter: Sure, why not.