So folks, it's time for a special edition of Weekend Update from the Book of Nahum. Chapter 3 says that Nineveh, the capital of Assyria, is going to be destroyed by God. They've been pretty nasty to God's people, so it's about time. Nineveh, you done messed up. And God says that their punishments will include "plunder, captivity, and confusion." So, Nineveh, time to pay the piper. God says that their chariots, horses, and riders will be like "stubble" that's set on fire. So, Nineveh, you're toast. And God's gonna laugh at your destruction. Ouch. That's gotta hurt. So, Nineveh, it's been real. But it looks like it's time to say goodbye.